The Imminent Disaster Racing Crew

The only one with any measurable amount of mechanical or racing experience, this was all his bright idea. Be sure to tell the cops that when he gets us all killed...

He knows which direction to turn the bolts, and most days that's good enough. He's not really sure this is a good idea, but it's not the first time he's let Dave talk him into doing something stupid.

She'd never driven a manual car until we got the first "race car" and she's already at least as good behind the wheel as the rest of us. Impressed? Don't be. It's a low bar.

The new shop minion, and the most likely to survive this grand experiment. With the kind of energy this kid's got, he'll be perfect to help push us out of the mud!